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The Count of Monte Cristo

And now, the plot

Or,
Edmond Dantes; If God didn’t want me to do this he’d have killed me by now

It might actually take me a few posts to simplify the plot because The Count Of Monte Cristo is, in actuality, several interweaving stories

Part 1: The book versus films

Whom we must be revenged upon:
Mercedes; Edmond’s betrothed who panic marries his rival
Fernand; Edmond’s love rival for Mercedes who posts the allegations against Edmond which lead to his imprisonment

Most films emphasize this particular revenge and minimize the revenge on Villefort which is arguably the stupidest move. Genuinely. What happens to Villefort is so much more intricate and interesting. By focusing purely on the love story which is not the center of the novel these films do absolutely no justice to how fucked up Edmond Dantes is. A huge bummer.

Commonly in film: Mercedes’ son Albert is kidnapped and miraculously saved by the mysterious Count of Monte Cristo. The count uses Albert to be introduced into society. Mercedes is still in love with Dantes, recognizes him, explains that she needed to marry Fernand because Dantes had gotten her pregnant, after a duel with Fernand, they all run away together, lovers and bastard son. Hooray.

INCORRECT. Chronologically:

The mysterious Count of Monte Cristo buys a slave named Haidee. She is the daughter of a disgraced Vizier and former princess in a Grecian court of Arab descent.
She worships him as her savior and he does not treat her as a slave but as a ward, often bringing her to social events to show off her beauty (allegedly)

Monte Cristo indeed arranges for Albert to be kidnapped, Albert is really cool about it. By the time Albert leaves, all of the smugglers are shaking his hand and they’re all buddies. He calmly is like ‘oh cool, you saved me? You didn’t need to but that’s chill of you. Let’s be best friends’ and Monte Cristo is like yeah sure.

Monte Cristo avoids Mercedes at all costs and is weird about Albert being like ‘man my mom is cool. You wanna meet my mom? I’d fuck my mom if we weren’t related’

Monte Cristo keeps introducing Albert to Haidee saying ‘man, she’s the best. Isn’t she great? Wouldn’t it suck if she had a tragic past related to your dad? Definitely not a past linked to me. Your dad does fucked up shit a lot. Didn’t your dad used to work for a Vizier in Greece when he was a sailor before he became super mega rich for no reason. Anyway, check out my hot daughter. Hope you don’t fall in love with her’

And Albert’s like ‘my mom is cool’. And Monte Cristo is like ‘yeah, yeah she’s great, shut up’.

Eventually it becomes unavoidable and Monte Cristo and Mercedes meet.
Mercedes is still in love with Dantes, is the only one to recognize him, explains that she needed to marry Fernand because she didn’t know what else to do and has lived basically in mourning her whole life having chronic nightmares of Edmond’s reported death. She and Fernand have a loveless relationship that both tolerate. Their son, however, kicks ass and is the only thing Mercedes likes about being alive.
Albert agrees he’s Great. And also check out how cool my mom is. Monte Cristo is like yeah that’s nice, kid.

Eventually through repeatedly introducing Haidee and Albert, Monte Cristo is like ‘hey, tell this kid your tragic backstory but leave out names’. Haidee tells about her father being murdered and she and her mother being sold into slavery and a bunch of horrible shit that happened to her because Fernand sold the family out to be made a rich baron.

Albert and Monte Cristo get in a fight about Fernand after some intermediaries confirm that Fernand was the one who let to Haidee’s enslavement and orphaning. Fernand is like ‘this is really fucked up of my dad, but you shouldn’t say that in public’ and Monte cristo says ‘idgaf, he did it and I will talk about it’
They call for a duel.

Mercedes begs Edmond not to kill her son, Edmond agrees but knows he will have to let Albert kill him to maintain all of his lies, and laments still loving Mercedes as the worst thing about himself. And then he’s kind of like ‘or do I? She seemed cool about me letting her kid kill me. Yeah, fuck her actually’.

Then, at the start of the duel Albert mysteriously says ‘Actually I’m not offended’ and Edmond realizes Mercedes must have confessed everything.

Albert calls out his father about being a piece of shit so hard that Fernand kills himself and Albert and Mercedes leave town to start new lives.

Everyone agrees how cool Albert is. Mercedes ages rapidly, like rapidly, from being all disgraced and what not. Monte Cristo says ‘yeah, that sucks, man. Guess I’m revenged since Fernand is dead’.

Monte Cristo and Haidee realize they’re the only people who get each other, because of all the wanting revenge, and run away together. Monte Cristo is on a boat with Haidee, sailing away like ‘wow. What a messed up time I’ve had.’

Now that alone could be one book. But it’s not! Because we have other people to hate and plot against…

Ah,
The tale of young lovers, divided by a wall, speaking through a niche to one another, taking into confidence those that contrive to have the sweet lady fake her death using a mysterious poison; the lad misunderstanding then attempts his life—I am of course talking about the Count of Monte Cristo.

Prepare to be subjected to several weeks on The Count of Monte Cristo, the book that is actually several books and one diatribe on the belief that Lord Byron was actually a vampire, which I read out of spite.

At 1400 pages it may be the longest book I’ve read.

Last Meals: transcript for Goethe research

Link to the video essay: https://youtu.be/7m0oJRAywZ4

Transcript and Sources:

My choice of a last meal used to be enchiladas and negro modello, bottle wrapped in a wet paper towel and frozen, based on a dinner I had on a vacation where my partner and I went to random places around the country on an aimless week long road trip.
But that doesn’t feel right anymore. I had been researching the idea of last meals for a short story, a fact I’m going to mention again in this video because I made this out of order, haha, and I think I need an update. Something more me now and less me in my 20s.
That meal doesn’t have the connotations it used to.

When my great grandfather came to the United States he came with a copy of Dante’s Inferno and it wasn’t until I started researching last meals that I realized Faust has the same level of cultural relevance and importance to Germans that Dante has to Italians. I mean, most of our popular ideas of hell come from Dante’s Inferno, not Christian doctrine, and Faust has just as much significance.

A quick tour for those not familiar with Doctor Faustus and the many versions of his tragedy, most popularly I’m going into site Goethe’s Faust; Faust is a protagonist of the German legend based on the historical Johanna Georg Faust.

The general jist is that Faust, an academic and narcissistic man, becomes dissatisfied and depressed, and after an attempt on his own life, he calls on the Devil to make a bargain–hence the term Faustian. Mephistopheles, a demon, appears, and makes a bargain with Faust for knowledge and pleasure in exchange for his soul.

The historical Faust was an alchemist, magician, and scholar of the German Renaissance, born sometime in the mid 1400s, there’s some discrepancy on when. There’s scattered mention of him in first hand sources for the next hundred years, often performing magical acts or giving horoscopes to important officials and royals, only to be banished for being a freaky mystic. He is thought to have died in 1540 or 1541 as the result of an explosion in his alchemical lab. There are many written works in the early 1500s ascribed to Doctor Faust, detailing magical incantation, some of them falsely ascribed to being written during his lifetime.

Goethe’s Faust has a romantic bent and proclaims that Faust gained his metaphysical and esoteric knowledge from the aforementioned deal with the devil. But the story is, in a way, truly about Gretchen.

Gretchen is also based on a historical figure, Susanna Margaretha Brandt, a woman who famously convicted of and executed for infanticide, claiming that she was under demonic possession. She had been drugged and raped, conceiving the child, then got rid of it once it was born. Goethe was familiar with Brandt as several friends and family members were directly involved in her court case and the young Goethe lived in very close proximity to her. He worked her story into the story of Faust, saying that the principal reason she Was led astray was by Faust, selfishly pursuing carnal and secular pleasures, and that while both were temped by Mephistopheles, Gretchen is the character whom repents and is therefore absolved.

The historical Susanna Margaretha Brandt has a famous last meal, which she refused and instead only drank water, giving the meal to the guards.

Out of kindness, the guards then lied to her, saying her head would not be impaled after her execution, but she was beheaded and gibbeted to serve as a deterrent.

In the story by Goethe, this young woman he was familiar with was vindicated and allowed into heaven for turning away the selfish, depressive, and miserable Faust and shunning bargains with him a Mephistopheles when she could have evaded her fate, she chose to face it. For the real Susanna Margaretha Brandt, however, she suffered a brutal death at the hands of men, because of the actions of men.


Access Esoteric Works Attributed to Johann Georg Faust at:

https://books.google.com/books?id=ESpXAAAAcAAJ&pg=PA7#v=onepage&q&f=false

https://archive.org/details/bub_gb_v-tXAAAAYAAJ/page/154/mode/1up?view=theater

Das Kloster (full title Das Kloster. Weltlich und geistlich. Meist aus der ältern deutschen Volks-, Wunder-, Curiositäten-, und vorzugsweise komischen Literatur ) is a collection of magical and occult texts, fairy tales and legends of the German Renaissance compiled by Stuttgart antiquarian Johann Scheible in 12 volumes, 1845-1849. Vols. 3, 5 and 11 are dedicated to the Faust Legend.

DRACULA



I may someday have to write an essay, perhaps create a video essay, about what a bad person I think Bram Stoker was and the unintentional cinematic phenomena of Dracula.

Like all Vampire stories, Dracula was about fear mongering and the zeitgeist of the time. In Dracula, Stoker tells a reverse colonialism story. Here is a person who comes from, by the estimations of Johnathan Harker, a backwards land. Harker is meant to introduce you to the character and culture of Dracula; Harker’s frequent disparaging tut-tuting of the eastern Europeans he encounters is meant to be the prevailing opinions of the time. And then, here, this cloaked and despicable figure who pretends to want to meld within British society and become a part of the western European culture –turns out he is actually an infiltration of backward eastern myth come to feed upon those most vulnerable Victorian White Ladies™ that minorities cannot get enough of. But don’t worry, white guys, we have a slightly better eastern European who’s more integrated into our society, Van Helsing, who can hopefully bridge the gap by killing the embodiment of eastern European mythos. and the

Does it not make sense that vampires have become so much more a sympathetic figure since 1897? Does it not make sense that so many retellings of vampire stories now within western culture focus on the suffering of the vampire? And is that not, still, pretty fucking condescending?

I like Dracula, he who has ruled so long that he would rule still. I hope he gets to eat everybody.

FRANKENSTEIN



I could write essays on Frankenstein. I could likely write books on Frankenstein. For February I’ve decided to talk about some classic horror novels and where better to begin than Frankenstein.

Here is my most recent take after my most recent reading of Frankenstein:

I feel bad for Captain Robert Walton. Here he is, lonely, an innocent, just doing some minor vanity expedition-ing to the North Pole. He’s a scientist, probably not a colonizer even if he is British, and he’s lonely. He’s real, real lonely. He’s been on this ship a while. His men are losing faith. His sister probably thinks he’s a loser. He just wanted to be a writer. He just wanted a friend. He just wanted to go to the North Pole so he could say he did something worthwhile with his life.
And then there he is! A friend appears! Walton’s prayers for companionship at the edge of nowhere miraculously —oh wait, It’s Victor Frankenstein.

Victor Frankenstein then spends, like, forever telling Walton all of the minutia of his life and crimes with such a minimal level of empathy or remorse except for the consequences Victor has received that you just want to quietly slip Walton a book on narcissistic abuse. Just as a head’s up.

Victor Frankenstein, who isn’t a doctor. He’s a med student who fucks around and finds out, yet somehow still thinks the world is unfair to him specifically.

And then! He dies! And Walton is just sitting there, having had the ultimate vicarious trauma experience, alone once again. And he thinks to himself, well, that was something. Ravings of a mad man I hope —oh, nope, there’s Adam burning Victor’s body that he stole. It was all real. Well damn.

I feel bad for Captain Robert Walton.

Robert Louis Stevenson

If “You take the boat at San Francisco, and then my place is the second to the left” sounds at all similar to “second to the right and straight on till morning”, it could be because the latter was written by JM Barrie as the instructions to Never-neverland, and the former was the instructions Robert Louis Stevenson wrote to Barrie while trying to coax him to visit Stevenson in Samoa.


Robert Louis Stevenson initiated a correspondence with JM Barrie, which some infer inspired a number of themes in Barrie’s masterpiece Peter Pan. By that time, however, Stevenson was already an accomplished, established literary force having published Treasure Island. His interest in Barrie seems to have been perfectly friendly and admiring, as he was the much more famous of the two at the time and had nothing to be cloying about.


Stevenson had initially reached out to Barrie and Barrie in turn smothered Stevenson with adoration. They frequently plotted meeting but Barrie’s devotion to his ill mother kept him from heading to Samoa, and Stevenson’s poor health (which initiated his move from Scotland in the first place) prevented him from visiting Barrie.


They never, technically, met.


Barrie often fantasized in his letters that they were secretly related in some way, stemming from the same ancient clans in Scotland, and now-infamously wrote in his letters “To be blunt I have discovered (have suspected it for some time) that I love you, and if you had been a woman ….” A sentence which Barrie did not finish.
The confession didn’t impact their correspondences negatively at all and they continued to be pen pals until Stevenson’s death. Stevenson’s half of their correspondences were published posthumously by Barrie. At the time Barrie suspected that his letters to Stevenson had been destroyed and that his half of their relationship would remain a secret.


Dr. Michael Shaw, a scholar in Scottish literature who discovered the ‘lost’ Barrie letters, published “A Friendship in Letters”. He notes the impact Stevenson had on Barrie and his development of Peter Pan, not just in his references to Treasure Island in script but allusions directly to Stevenson and their correspondences.
Stevenson, like Peter Pan, was the proverbial outsider to English society.


First, Scottish. Bad start to get ahead in England.
Robert Louis Stevenson grew up ill, often bullied, rebelling intensely against the strict Presbyterian upbringing of his parents who once regarded him and themselves as failures after Stevenson was found to be an atheist and participating in socialist societies. Stevenson was a conservative later in life and never fully reconciled his conflicting beliefs or his conflicting religious and irreligious beliefs.


Much of Stevenson’s mercurial fight with morality and political allegiance seems to be mirrored in arguably his seminal work, “Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde”.
The most annoying thing that comes with talking about Dr Jekyll and Mr.Hyde, personally, is when people allege that the potion which Dr. Jekyll takes transforms him into Hyde. Perhaps I’m being pedantic, but the literary theme of Jekyll and Hyde is that they are one in the same man, that the potion gives Jekyll permission to be Hyde, not that Hyde is an invention of some drug. Hyde is the invention of Jekyll. He is, already, wicked.


The Body Snatcher, a short story inspired by Burke and Hare’s crimes which were contemporary to it’s publication, follows a man employed by a surgeon to procure bodies who comes to suspect that his partner is supplying bodies in more ways than one. Again and again, Fettes is talked out of implicating MacFarlane in any of the suspected murders and keeps his silence.


Kidnapped, which details the young, orphaned David Balfour discovering that he may be the rightful heir to an estate, with his uncle promising to explain the story of his father to him in the morning, only to arrange for Balfour to be kidnapped with the intention to be sold into slavery in the Carolinas that night. Much as with Jekyll and Hyde and with the Body Snatcher, ‘what is moral’ is the central theme. Balfour is concerned primarily with pursuing his version of justice against his uncle and nothing else, namely, getting his inheritance.


He doesn’t even want to kill the guy for selling him into slavery. When they finally trick Uncle Ebenezer into admitting he arranged for Balfour to be sold, Balfour immediately uses it to blackmail him and receive a salary to be paid so long as Uncle Ebenezer lives.


Stevenson’s characters, overall, are not concerned with morality but with the pursuit of a personal goal. Jekyll seeks permission to be Hyde and experience the immortality that he denies himself; Fettes is complicit in multiple murders to assure his own financial stability; Balfour doesn’t seem to care about anything except getting his money.


Literary critic Leslie Fiedler refers to Stevenson’s heroes as “the Beloved Scoundrel”, characters to which personal justice is the only morality.


Which brings us at last to Long John Silver.


Barrie quipped that the only man Long John Silver feared was Captain Hook and often intimated that Peter Pan took place in the same literary world as Treasure Island.


Greatly impacting the modern image of a pirate, Long John Silver is technically the main antagonist of Treasure Island. I say ‘technically’ because Long John Silver is genuinely fond of Jim Hawkins and based on Stevenson’s mentor William Ernest Henley (Henley’s daughter, Margaret, influenced Barrie to use the name ‘Wendy’ in Peter Pan.)


Like many of Stevenson’s characters, Long John Silver has a great deal of duality. He is charismatic, hardworking, likeable, and gradually revealed to be a villain as well–his earlier qualities aren’t fully negated by his conspiring.


Much of Stevenson’s work asks the reader if they’re able to forgive or find likeable someone who does wicked things if it’s also true that they are not wicked all of the time.


Whatever that makes you think of Stevenson, he puts back on you.

Going overboard, I fear,

I decided to learn things about Jane Austen because I don’t know things about Jane Austen and people seem to find issue with the fact that I don’t know things about Jane Austen—Let’s go!

So first I read Pride and Prejudice because that seemed like a thing I should do at some point in my life and now I can say I have. Then I read Emma and then Sense and Sensibility. I’m also pretty familiar with the large dearth of adaptations. I watched two separate Pride and Prejudices, Emma (2020), Sense and Sensibility (1995), and also Mansfield Park (1999). Then I looked up biographical things about Jane Austen, listened to a very nice antique bookseller who’s voice made me tired —so now I know things about Jane Austen for the people who said I should know things about Jane Austen.

Austen’s characters are likable for being unrealistic yet ringing true to certain archetypes. My least favorite character is likely Mrs. Bennett for that very reason.

Austen’s characters are awkward and often mistaken, making proud assumptions and then baffled when they find out they’re wrong. They’re very certain of their world view based in their regency propriety, and then often proven wrong—but not so wrong as to upend society. It’s a comfortable wrong that can be solved happily.

Ongoing themes of marriage and the importance of marriage and being pressured toward marriage and also marriage pervade the books which act satirically –especially considering that Jane Austen herself never married, made her own fortune, and was highly independent. Her heroines are often portrayed as witty, clever, kind spirited—arguably virtues which Austen felt she herself had or wished were more prominent.

Quick aside! I tried to watch Persuasion (2022). No.

Anyway, for the most part all of Austen’s characters are deeply embroiled in the values of their society despite that that would limit their independence. Acknowledging this is one of the ways which Austen stands apart from other romantic authors of the era who leaned in more heavily to the romantic aspect itself; while Austen is regarded as romance by many people it is important to note that the heroines are considered strong because they are not female characters who swoon. Many of Austen’s female characters, or at least her protagonists, are rational. This itself is groundbreaking. Sadly.

Austen’s books were, of course, initially published anonymously due to the very, very rampant sexism in the society. It’s important to note, Austen belonged to the social class and circles which she satirized.

I found surprisingly little about Ms. Austen herself. There are fictionalized versions her life, or course, but as for intimate details they are surprisingly harder to come by. Often, instead, there are fictional accounts of her which paint her as one of her heroines. They are mostly very romantic in nature while missing the ship on what Austen had done differently in romance as a genre. People seem to think love plus witty equals Austen, rather than logic plus culture.

My favorite character was of course Mr. Knightley who is the only character in any of the titles I became familiar with who at any point acknowledged classism as a bad thing. He still lives within and supports the class system, but he is consistently kind to people who could be seen as his lesser. He scolds Emma and rebukes her when she insults a spinster, he tries to protect the courtship between Mr. Martin and Harriet. He’s often considered the hardest working of Austen’s heroes, a prominent landowner but with little liquid asset, and in marrying Emma who has more money, their relationship is seen as one of the most egalitarian in Austen’s works.

Austen lasts and gets adapted again and again, I think, because of the parallels in story structure and archetypes to Shakespeare. Much like with Shakespeare, it can all be in the eye of the beholder.

…and now it can be said I know a decent amount about Jane Austen.

Mark Twain

TW: discussion of race, safety

Mark Twain was so …low born? I guess is a nice way to say it. He had to seriously convince his wife and her family to consider him as a suitor. Eventually her family said they would consider him if he provided character witnesses. Which he did. And everyone vouched that he would be a terrible husband, to which his prospective father in law sat him down and said “Why does no one like you?”


That’s one of my favorite Mark Twain stories.


Mark Twain, or Samuel Longhorn Clemens, went by a variety of pseudonyms before Mark Twain stuck. He convinced people that it was something to do with riverboats, but actually the name ‘Mark Twain’ most likely comes from his drinking habits, informing barkeeps to mark his tab for two at a time.


Today Mark Twain is thought of as a prolific author and humorist but really, if you look at him within the time he lived, Mark Twain was probably best described as the first successful stand up comedian. He made his name playing to auditoriums: monologuing, telling hairy dog stories, and providing political commentary. In his 60s he completed a world tour, the first of it’s kind for this sort of act, and it was an act. Mark Twain was a performance character.


Later in life the lines apparently blurred. After his wife died he took to wearing collegiate robes as everyday wear because he was proud of his honorary degrees, as well as his famous all-white suits. Wife’s dead, need a costume, always disappear into a bit.


Apparently Mark Twain could be pretty insufferable, embarrassing his daughters by bursting into songs, especially minstrel songs, and 20 minute monologues, performing sets whenever company came over.


He grew up in the deep south, fled west to avoid conscription in the rebel army, and became a very sympathetic voice for the Chinese immigrant population in San Francisco where he first began performing as a public speaker. He stated that as a youth he had never considered if racism even existed as slavery and white supremacy had been so ingratiated into southern society; it wasn’t until moving west and seeing the treatment of the Asian population there that he was able to remove himself from the idea and view racism as an outsider.
So, all this to introduce, I reread The Adventures of Tom Sawyer and The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn.


I believe it was Toni Morrison, in an introduction she wrote to the Adventures of Huckleberry Finn, who said that the book’s importance as a way of peering through the curtains into the historical view, the treatment of black folks in American society, the sheer fact that this book was considered remarkably sympathetic and funny at the time, makes it worth teaching.


But perhaps not to a class of predominantly white children, and not by a white instructor.


I spoke with a few people who discussed their discomfort with reading Huckleberry Finn at school under just those conditions, with a small white woman encouraging white kids to say the n-word and telling them that it was censorship if they didn’t. As an adult that sounds bizarre to me, but as a sixteen year old I seem to remember that experience pretty well myself.


Huckleberry Finn isn’t a great book. Plot wise. It’s not that interesting. Huck is a deeply abused, neglected child who runs away with an escaped slave who he has sympathy for—Huck has been so disabused that he figures he’s disliked and going to hell anyway, so there’s no harm in doing something that the other white folks disapprove of if he feels it’s right.


The most important piece of Huck’s character development, and the story arguably, is when he decides to trick Jim, sees that he’s hurt Jim’s feelings, and apologizes to him.


Apologizing would have been unheard of and including that bit, which has no plot value, gives the book all of its moral value.


Huck and Jim interact with teams of white randos who they have to protect Jim from, and then by chance Tom Sawyer turns up, puts poor Jim through some more hell, then laughingly calls it all off because Jim has apparently been freed the whole time and Tom thought it was more fun not to mention it.


Tom hasn’t got any character development in the book that’s from Huck’s point of view, in fact he is a much worse person here than he was at the end of the Adventures of Tom Sawyer.


Each person that Huck interacts with thinks they’re more clever and smart than everyone else, from the woman who calls him out when he dresses as a girl to the King and the Duke, and all of them are consistently wrong and bad at what they do. The humor is in Huck just affably moseying through situations where he should be caught but he isn’t because everyone else trips over themselves to prove that they’re more clever than he is. They underestimate him because of his poverty, his homelessness, his lack of education, and he is quietly the most intelligent character in the book.


I’m not black, I haven’t got any right to teach or preach on this, but I’d just make the observation that Huckleberry Finn is about safety. Perceptions of safety, true safety, and safety’s disregard. It is about escaping abuse, both Huck and Jim. The story ends fine supposedly because they are safe, Jim was allegedly safe all along—but the whole of the plot tells you that Huck was the one who was safe all along; his father was dead and no one was hunting him. Jim never was safe and he still isn’t.


There’s even mention of a freed slave who Pap hates and how he can’t believe no one’s picked him up and sold him yet, apparently needing to wait a time period before it’s legal to kidnap a freed slave.


Tom has no qualms lying, obviously, and it’s him who announces that Jim has been freed. We’re just meant to believe him when he’s done nothing good or helpful the whole book. We’re meant to believe that being freed will do something to change Jim’s traumas or the risk he’s under when the whole book tells us that that isn’t reality.
There is no safety for Jim, ever, at any point; only brief illusions of safety that can be undercut at any time if the white folks feel like it.


Huck declines to go back to being adopted and living in that ingratiated southern society, keeping on the river instead, because he is the only character who learns anything. He won’t backslide into that comfortable society where he could be safe but his friend can’t.


That’s his heroic journey.


I don’t remember my teacher in highschool ever putting it to us like that. Instead we were swept up in talking about what you can and can’t say, with her insisting that we shouldn’t even have that many qualms.


If you can’t teach the book right, you shouldn’t be the one to do it.

Look at that, I got through that whole thing without even mentioning The Adventures of Tom Sawyer. That’s probably why it isn’t the one we teach in schools.

Edgar Allan Poe was a feminist,

Among the many reasons to love him.

Hello, it’s another theme month. This month I’ve decided to hook my claws into a different author each week, beginning as I ought with dear Edgar.

A million years ago now when I was in middle school I did a project on Edgar Allan Poe and every time I went to write about him the power went out, computers broke, lightning struck; it all felt very clandestine. I was amused and spooked enough I considered telling my teacher that he didn’t approve.

I recently saw some artwork of Ligeia and decided to reread it, which took me elsewhere with Poe since I’ve always had a thing for him. I wrote a short story ten years ago now which got some movement and consideration where I put a fictional Poe on the day of his death, stumbling about. He had a sad death. I think from time to time I ought to rewrite it.

Speaking of Ligeia, a short story of two dead wives and will power over death, Ligeia is given credit for composing ‘The Conquering Worm’ which has long been one of my favorite poems. 

Poe’s famous for his morbidity, but his greatest contribution to fiction is the detective story. Poe wrote C Auguste Dupin, the first layman applying considerable intellect and imagination to solving crime as a private individual, first appearing in ‘The Murders in the Rue Morgue’. Dupin was a huge inspiration toward later private detectives, namely Sherlock Holmes.

But I called this ‘Edgar Allan Poe was a feminist’ for a reason. Poe wrote repeatedly morbid stories about death, will power over death, and the romanticism of women dying of tuberculosis not because he was someone who fetishized tuberculosis—as was very common at the time—but because he had experienced so much loss of the women in his life. 

Poe was raised by his adoptive family, the Allan’s, after his mother’s death from tuberculosis when he was three years old.

 When Mrs. Allan also contracted tuberculosis and Mr. Allan began overt efforts to remarry before his wife had died, Edgar Poe viciously fought with him for the respect and rights of his foster mother to the point of being disowned and consequential financial ruin.

Poe continued to lose. Often financially in dire conditions, he struggled, joined the military, took various names and aliases. His first sweetheart married another; his wife (and cousin) Virginia Clemm died aged twenty-four after eleven years of marriage (yikes) of …yes , more tuberculosis. Worse yet, Virginia took five years to succumb to the illness, leaving Poe to watch her struggle and wax and wane in health. His optimism and pessimism hinging on Virginia’s well being, much of his writing and fixation on death in fiction mirror descriptions he wrote of Virginia’s illness in letters to friends and family. 

Virginia also was said to resemble many of his female heroines, particularly Ligeia—the much loved wife of the unnamed narrator who possesses the body of the next, less loved wife. Indeed, implying that remarrying would have just been a poor attempt at rekindling feelings that had died with Virginia.

In life, Poe never remarried.

He was known in his lifetime primarily as a critic rather than as a writer, his writing becoming more popular after his death, and he was also known as responsible for several hoaxes. (The Facts in the Case of M Valdemar, a short story about, yep, resisting natural death through mesmerism and willpower, was so convincingly written that many people at the time mistook it for a medical paper, requiring Poe to publicly declare it as a hoax). While known for the horror it’s encased in, a prevailing theme of his work, outside of death itself, was the reverence he had had for the women he’d lost.